PinnedMaryland Man Dies From Fatal Old Bay WithdrawalBOSTON, MA — His first trip to Beantown ended up being his last according to a police report filed last night in Suffolk County. David…May 1, 2018May 1, 2018
Confused Courtroom Eagerly Awaits Return of Kavanaugh, Who Left Mid-TrialWASHINGTON, DC — An entire courtroom of lawyers, plaintiffs, defendants, witnesses, jurors were still waiting for the return of Supreme…Mar 8, 2022Mar 8, 2022
Liberty University to Change Mascot to Cougars — SATIRELYNCHBURG, VA — After a tumultuous month that saw tons of upheaval, Liberty University has opted to change the name of their mascot from…Mar 8, 2022Mar 8, 2022
What To Do If You Feel You’re About To Be Mowed Down By Ford F-150s While Protesting In PortlandSATIREMar 8, 2022Mar 8, 2022
Mexico Building Border Wall To Defend Against Hostile AmericansEL PASO, TX — President Donald J. Trump has scored his biggest victory! Mexico is building the wall and Mexico is paying for it. What…Mar 8, 2022Mar 8, 2022
Confederate Statue Hangs Itself In Apparent SuicideRALEIGH, NC — In a baffling case, Raleigh Police Officers responded to reports of a hanged man in the center of downtown Raleigh. After a…Mar 8, 2022Mar 8, 2022
My NFT JourneyEarlier this year, some pandemic friends asked me what an NFT was and I almost said, “National Football Teague”, because my brain hadn’t…Nov 5, 2021Nov 5, 2021
Houston Astros Caught Playing FairlyHOUTON, TX — In a stunning find that may leave a positive lasting legacy on the infamous ball club, the Houston Astros were caught playing…Jul 30, 2020Jul 30, 2020
States Banning Travel From Florida Citing Fears Of Contracting FloridiansWASHINGTON, DC — Noticing an upward trend since Memorial Day, several, if not all, states have begun banning travel from Florida, to avoid…Jun 20, 2020Jun 20, 2020
Distancing Itself Further From Controversy, NASCAR Considers Name Change to NASCALCHARLOTTE, NC — Hoping to fully eradicate its association with racism and put some road behind it, the National Association for Stock Car…Jun 11, 2020Jun 11, 2020
