PinnedJimmy MurrayMaryland Man Dies From Fatal Old Bay WithdrawalBOSTON, MA — His first trip to Beantown ended up being his last according to a police report filed last night in Suffolk County. David…·2 min read·May 1, 2018----
Jimmy MurrayConfused Courtroom Eagerly Awaits Return of Kavanaugh, Who Left Mid-TrialWASHINGTON, DC — An entire courtroom of lawyers, plaintiffs, defendants, witnesses, jurors were still waiting for the return of Supreme…·2 min read·Mar 8, 2022----
Jimmy MurrayLiberty University to Change Mascot to Cougars — SATIRELYNCHBURG, VA — After a tumultuous month that saw tons of upheaval, Liberty University has opted to change the name of their mascot from…·1 min read·Mar 8, 2022----
Jimmy MurrayWhat To Do If You Feel You’re About To Be Mowed Down By Ford F-150s While Protesting In PortlandSATIRE·2 min read·Mar 8, 2022----
Jimmy MurrayMexico Building Border Wall To Defend Against Hostile AmericansEL PASO, TX — President Donald J. Trump has scored his biggest victory! Mexico is building the wall and Mexico is paying for it. What…·2 min read·Mar 8, 2022----
Jimmy MurrayConfederate Statue Hangs Itself In Apparent SuicideRALEIGH, NC — In a baffling case, Raleigh Police Officers responded to reports of a hanged man in the center of downtown Raleigh. After a…·2 min read·Mar 8, 2022----
Jimmy MurrayMy NFT JourneyEarlier this year, some pandemic friends asked me what an NFT was and I almost said, “National Football Teague”, because my brain hadn’t…2 min read·Nov 5, 2021----
Jimmy MurrayHouston Astros Caught Playing FairlyHOUTON, TX — In a stunning find that may leave a positive lasting legacy on the infamous ball club, the Houston Astros were caught playing…·2 min read·Jul 30, 2020----
Jimmy MurrayStates Banning Travel From Florida Citing Fears Of Contracting FloridiansWASHINGTON, DC — Noticing an upward trend since Memorial Day, several, if not all, states have begun banning travel from Florida, to avoid…·3 min read·Jun 20, 2020----
Jimmy MurrayDistancing Itself Further From Controversy, NASCAR Considers Name Change to NASCALCHARLOTTE, NC — Hoping to fully eradicate its association with racism and put some road behind it, the National Association for Stock Car…·2 min read·Jun 11, 2020----