Confused Courtroom Eagerly Awaits Return of Kavanaugh, Who Left Mid-Trial

“I spy with my little eye” “SHUT UP KAREN”

WASHINGTON, DC — An entire courtroom of lawyers, plaintiffs, defendants, witnesses, jurors were still waiting for the return of Supreme Court nominee and beer pong superstar Brett Kavanaugh who left the courtroom in the middle of a live trial.

“Don’t worry, I’ll be right back,” said the overly confident Kavanaugh, the kind of entitled…