Distancing Itself Further From Controversy, NASCAR Considers Name Change to NASCAL

“We will be called eracists! Because we erase racism!” (Photo by Pixabay)

CHARLOTTE, NC — Hoping to fully eradicate its association with racism and put some road behind it, the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing a name change to National Association for Stock Car Auto Lapping or NASCAL.

Wanting to peel wheel on this idea, Jim France had this to say, “In an oddly unanticipated left turn, we feel this is the right move to nitrous boost the…