Houston Astros Caught Playing Fairly

There was no sign of signs anywhere.

HOUTON, TX — In a stunning find that may leave a positive lasting legacy on the infamous ball club, the Houston Astros were caught playing fairly in their first six games of this shortened season.

“I understand this may devastate our fans who have for years come to expect our shady tactics and clever loopholes,” stated Cy Sneed, the Wacky Races named pitcher. “You have never seen any player in the…