Mexico Building Border Wall To Defend Against Hostile Americans
EL PASO, TX — President Donald J. Trump has scored his biggest victory! Mexico is building the wall and Mexico is paying for it. What caused the mesas to turn in America’s favor? We caught up with current President of Mexico and four-named wonder Andrés Manuel López Obrador to find out.
“We found our country increasingly threatened by hostile aggressors at the border. We must do what we can to protect our people,” Senor Lopez Obrador said, impressively without a translator. “It’s really about putting Mexico first and out of harm’s way. Meth heads all over your streets? People getting shot every day of the year is not really our thing,” continued Obrador, as other reporters begged him to do his best impression of Speedy Gonzalez.
“…Andale. A ree-ba,” sighed a displeased Presidente.
We were unable to determine what this meant for the contractors Trump hired, but industry analysts suspect there will be two walls, because Donald Trump said he definitely paid his contractors this time.
Architects on this project are unsure if they want to go for a more Aztec feel or a modern day feel, but one thing’s for sure. Work will begin on this wall as soon as possible. “Fearing every day for our lives is more an American thing, no?” asked President Andrés Manuel López Obrador
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