With a Lack of Capitals’ Tears to Sustain Him, a Quickly Aging Sidney Crosby Looks For Answers

Looking back, “Breaking Bad” was inevitable

PITTSBURGH, PA — With the Capitals passing around the Stanley Cup like a breached credit card number and the Pittsburgh Penguins making an unusually early exit, Sidney Crosby has found himself losing life force at an accelerated pace. Doctors note that he doesn’t have his yearly supply of saline from the Washington Capitals and…